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[beforehecheats]

Congratulations, Yuki. You have just won the fabulous prize of (1) head monster, Joyd the Noah of Pleasure.

But wait, what does this prize entail?

• A voiceless and desiring urge to kill humans
• A similar voiceless and desiring urge to do whatever is fun.  Drinking, sleeping, being lazy, killing things.  Really whatever is interesting you have more urging to do just that all the time
• The ability to control Akuma (sorry, Alma!)
• The ability to control Dark Matter (think black energy blasts)

Unfortunately, Tyki hasn't unlocked the ability to reject matter or walk through walls.

But enjoy your new fun skill.